The remember taunts me lol

Meanwhile, the Remember: "Hey, remember 40 years ago when.." Me:"But I was supposed to remember to grab something, now I'm at the store and I know I am forgetting it, argh! I will need it, so I'll need to come back for it and no one is answering the phone..." Remember:"Tee hee remember when that happened last week when.." Me: -_-